You are:
I'd like to read your mind
to make this
let's go offline
Turn on airplane mode

Turn off Wifi

Unplug your cables

My rabbit quit
I need a new pet
Something Unique
What animal should I get?

Press return to commit.

Hmm, that doesn't seem like an animal to me.
Could you Try something else?
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Now call me,
But don't ruin the surprise!